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    <title>Tribe.net: tell me a good joke</title>
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    <description>Tribe.net. Local Connections</description>
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      <title>www.live365.com/stations/greaseshow</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/38238f14-044e-4d11-9630-5e159f72c651#b9463320-1cd3-4107-88eb-69ba04eff1d8</link>
      <description>seriously, listen to this for a laugh.....albiet you might not anyone to know you thought it was funny...let alone that you bookmarked it...:)&#xD;
&#xD;
www.live365.com/stations/greaseshow</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 23:59:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-21T23:59:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>a jew, an irishman and a greek</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/923ab652-4dc0-4715-a484-8489e7d99832#f99e5f6c-41be-48e0-a022-b2400c97f243</link>
      <description>so, a jew, an irishman and a greek die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates, and st peter say "sorry guys, we're all full up here today - I'll let you three live again, but if you sin ...poof, you will disappear into thin air and end up right back here again - as dead as a door knob" (i love that st peter says "dead as a door knob") &#xD;
&#xD;
anywayz, so the three a walking down the street and the irishman sees a beer delivery truck and this case of beer sitting alone on the street and decides to take a bottle, open it and drink it - poof, he disappears into thin air! wow, say the jew and the greek. &#xD;
&#xD;
so now the jew and the greek are walking down the street and the jew sees this guy drop his wallet and sees a lot of green bills sticking out of it. So the jew bends over to pick it up and POOF!!! ..the jew AND the greek disappear into thin air!</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 03:33:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Thömäs</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-06-12T03:33:25Z</dc:date>
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      <title>penguin joke</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/d554daf0-d1dc-4cbb-bf87-0abe07e82d5b#f8198439-5ac7-4b1a-847e-123b5b9c4059</link>
      <description>A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat, but having no hands, is forced to make a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, "It's just vanilla ice cream."</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 03:30:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Thömäs</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-06-12T03:30:39Z</dc:date>
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    <item>
      <title>Re: Alzheimer's or AIDS?</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/b6f813ac-e392-4f5f-bfc9-b270fd3d4ddd#f7b03349-c7dd-41bb-b662-5a99321fa9b8</link>
      <description>Are you sick? Highjacker #96/30</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2005 05:18:56 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Rebecculous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-02-17T05:18:56Z</dc:date>
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    <item>
      <title>Re: what is the difference......</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/1999204b-1626-4a69-a6f2-51a2ecb33ac7#a9fa93de-94c0-4f3d-8451-de36dd29e1c2</link>
      <description>ih...i dunno, what?</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 01:16:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-02-15T01:16:05Z</dc:date>
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    <item>
      <title>Re: what is the difference......</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/1999204b-1626-4a69-a6f2-51a2ecb33ac7#11190e37-6577-4fa2-8ccd-7b15347f8a10</link>
      <description>Between a rooster and a lawyer???</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2005 03:31:54 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Rebecculous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-02-14T03:31:54Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Alzheimer's or AIDS?</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/b6f813ac-e392-4f5f-bfc9-b270fd3d4ddd#de1926ab-25ed-4121-a197-f1198308a2ee</link>
      <description>My apologies to anyone potentially offended...This IS a joke.&#xD;
&#xD;
Guy takes his wife to the Dr. because something's not right.&#xD;
The next day the clinic burns down.&#xD;
 Dr. calls and say "I'm so sorry to tell you this but all our records burned in the fire, still, I remember that your wife has either Alzheimer's or AIDS.&#xD;
 Man says "NOW what do I do?"&#xD;
Dr. says "Oh that's easy."&#xD;
"just put her in the car and leave her a few miles away..."&#xD;
"If she makes it home, don't fuck her!"</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2005 03:30:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Rebecculous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-02-14T03:30:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: what is the difference......</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/1999204b-1626-4a69-a6f2-51a2ecb33ac7#4a92ca21-6e5b-4ac5-80df-65559fdbfe32</link>
      <description>umm.  I don't get it, dude.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:38:08 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Allen</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-10-20T14:38:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: what is the difference......</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/1999204b-1626-4a69-a6f2-51a2ecb33ac7#70dbe94d-7bf2-4c64-aad3-f1f7b16b4bdb</link>
      <description>one of them shucks between fits........DUH!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 14:09:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-10-19T14:09:11Z</dc:date>
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    <item>
      <title>Re: what is the difference......</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/1999204b-1626-4a69-a6f2-51a2ecb33ac7#9da55eff-a7ed-411d-abed-8c26d52b9cfe</link>
      <description>Hey, Matty, you spelled EPILEPTIC wrong.  You also spelled DIARRHEA wrong.&#xD;
&#xD;
I have no idea what the answer is tou your little riddle.&#xD;
&#xD;
Call me, I have a question/ favor to ask you.&#xD;
&#xD;
Allen</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 17:41:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Allen</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-10-18T17:41:29Z</dc:date>
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    <item>
      <title>what is the difference......</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/1999204b-1626-4a69-a6f2-51a2ecb33ac7#1c8f2265-dbce-445b-94ac-8ead1c3051ef</link>
      <description>between an epelictic cornhusker and a prostitute with diahareah???</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2004 04:34:35 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-09-11T04:34:35Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: of the spiritual</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/5163e1e1-4cb1-4783-8251-2c72a7c1a6e9#41d27ed5-212b-44e2-8b3a-9744bcec036d</link>
      <description>Make that "Snoop" rather than "scoop" like a "scoop" of cat litter.&#xD;
No, friends, it is "snoop", like "pervy snooper no-pants-guy-holding-a-rock."&#xD;
&#xD;
less caffeine for me and sleep soon, hopefully.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2004 05:13:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Reina</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-08T05:13:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: of the spiritual</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/5163e1e1-4cb1-4783-8251-2c72a7c1a6e9#f92a4093-5699-4cfc-8aee-ea6221f1fd4b</link>
      <description>But, Matty.&#xD;
&#xD;
...&#xD;
&#xD;
In the words of Scoop Dogg?&#xD;
&#xD;
"I don't need you ho's. I'm out tha door."&#xD;
&#xD;
buh-dah-bah!</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2004 05:12:12 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Reina</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-08T05:12:12Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: yay!</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/75fb2614-71c1-4e59-849a-e1f0e1d6d44d#df283f95-224c-4e24-a3d9-6a14c6def6d2</link>
      <description>what, load them into the private tribe's photo album?&#xD;
&#xD;
&#xD;
R-squared.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2004 05:10:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Reina</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-08T05:10:33Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: of the spiritual</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/5163e1e1-4cb1-4783-8251-2c72a7c1a6e9#c2972208-837a-44fd-aefb-1ef62bd1bbb3</link>
      <description>Amen Soraya...&#xD;
You know it Matty.&#xD;
kiss &#xD;
Keira</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 06:06:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>keira</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-06T06:06:58Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: of the spiritual</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/5163e1e1-4cb1-4783-8251-2c72a7c1a6e9#5bec5e2f-6707-424f-a6de-1b365a793005</link>
      <description>hmmmmm....................................................................a simple but difficulclt thing...............................thank you soraya.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 05:10:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-06T05:10:16Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: of the spiritual</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/5163e1e1-4cb1-4783-8251-2c72a7c1a6e9#e67d7d88-8e2e-4474-beb2-46da598a81dc</link>
      <description>if you want to bother to make friends and create a life of peace, harmony, love and positive energy you must be the first to put all of those things out there....not expecting anything back....but knowing that eventually the right people will gravitate towards you. the right people have already done that, matty,.....but in order to maintain a drama free environment, one that is supported by balance and love...you also have to be the first to not START THE DRAMA, brother. you know this, yet it seems that you forget it easily. you are loved....freely, as a friend, by all of us. just breathe and create your own inner peace, love, stability and harmony.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 04:34:09 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>So-Ra-Ya!</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-06T04:34:09Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: of the spiritual</title>
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      <description>why do bother to make friends whern all i seem to do is to make them harbour grudges.....fuck man....what the fuck, isnt there supposed to be love and understanding in this world...why then am i always so fucking the magnet for drama and negativity...i wish i could be at peace...i wish i could have what i want....peace, love, family, stability, harmony.......why is it so fucking elusive. why....why.....fuck you then!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 02:52:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-06T02:52:24Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: of the spiritual</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/5163e1e1-4cb1-4783-8251-2c72a7c1a6e9#a9ad523b-04b0-4ce5-b2da-35fe3ee5d831</link>
      <description>i feel like shit...i have violated my own laws...i am to be the subject of my own judgment...worse than anyone else would levy on me. i deserve what i get. i need to hide in a cave....crawl back beneath the stone from whence i came...........................</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 02:45:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-06T02:45:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: yay!</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/75fb2614-71c1-4e59-849a-e1f0e1d6d44d#95e63a88-c443-45e0-b0cd-ee62536fc099</link>
      <description>those r sooooooooooooo very nice, would you please load them onto the site?  i would jump for joy...for real, like i would probably knock shit over n shit too.....:)</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2004 02:05:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-02T02:05:16Z</dc:date>
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      <title>yay!</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/75fb2614-71c1-4e59-849a-e1f0e1d6d44d#e09aadfd-8085-4e50-96b1-618767c3174f</link>
      <description>matty! check out my photo section, dude.&#xD;
I finally got some of my art stuff uploaded.&#xD;
&#xD;
Reina&#xD;
&#xD;
ps: WHERE IS YOUR BITCH-ASS AT? It's sure as shit not here! ;)&#xD;
love you.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2003 21:06:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Reina</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-31T21:06:16Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: exhaltations.....</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/12210c5a-f973-4c70-b643-c5a5575fc5c8#87883cc2-f62e-4a35-b0a2-505258d6a914</link>
      <description>an accentuating ......aaagh!?!?!?!?!??! for the previus post.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2003 08:05:27 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-26T08:05:27Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: exhaltations.....</title>
      <link>http://alwaysinmotion.tribe.net/thread/12210c5a-f973-4c70-b643-c5a5575fc5c8#f6ab8d0a-ea1d-4229-a92f-2a07264b8c37</link>
      <description>WHAT&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;japanese ssholgirls?????shit!!!!!!we have been praying fnord them fnord how long???????like forever n shit.....server me right to miss out.......i am so happy for you.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2003 08:03:32 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-26T08:03:32Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: exhaltations.....</title>
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      <description>crap. you're TOTALLY missing out on being one with our quasi-jewness this year.&#xD;
you could have been our honorary jew, matty.&#xD;
oh, no, no...stop crying. save your tears, swine of my loins.&#xD;
there will be more chanukkah's. &#xD;
&#xD;
ps: you missed out on the japanese schoolgirls.&#xD;
&#xD;
--reina</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2003 07:17:42 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Reina</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-26T07:17:42Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: exhaltations.....</title>
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      <description>um er.......im in the city by the bay right now.......dont know when i shall return....probably sunday</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2003 21:48:53 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Matty</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-25T21:48:53Z</dc:date>
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