so, a jew, an irishman and a greek die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates, and st peter say "sorry guys, we're all full up here today - I'll let you three live again, but if you sin ...poof, you will disappear into thin air and end up right back here again - as dead as a door knob" (i love that st peter says "dead as a door knob")

anywayz, so the three a walking down the street and the irishman sees a beer delivery truck and this case of beer sitting alone on the street and decides to take a bottle, open it and drink it - poof, he disappears into thin air! wow, say the jew and the greek.

so now the jew and the greek are walking down the street and the jew sees this guy drop his wallet and sees a lot of green bills sticking out of it. So the jew bends over to pick it up and POOF!!! ..the jew AND the greek disappear into thin air!