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MathewGladfelter — Mon, 21 May 2007 23:59:15 GMT

seriously, listen to this for a laugh.....albiet you might not anyone to know you thought it was funny...let alone that you bookmarked it...:)

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a jew, an irishman and a greek

thomas666 — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 03:33:25 GMT

so, a jew, an irishman and a greek die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates, and st peter say "sorry guys, we're all full up here today - I'll let you three live again, but if you sin ...poof, you will disappear into thin air and end up right back here again - as dead as a door knob" (i love that st peter says "dead as a door knob")

anywayz, so the three a walking down the street and the irishman sees a beer delivery truck and this case of beer sitting alone on the street and decides to take a bottle, open it and drink it - poof, he disappears into thin air! wow, say the jew and the greek.

so now the jew and the greek are walking down the street and the jew sees this guy drop his wallet and sees a lot of green bills sticking out of it. So the jew bends over to pick it up and POOF!!! ..the jew AND the greek disappear into thin air!

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penguin joke

thomas666 — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 03:30:39 GMT

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat, but having no hands, is forced to make a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, "It's just vanilla ice cream."

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Alzheimer's or AIDS?

rebecculous — Mon, 14 Feb 2005 03:30:15 GMT

My apologies to anyone potentially offended...This IS a joke.

Guy takes his wife to the Dr. because something's not right.
The next day the clinic burns down.
Dr. calls and say "I'm so sorry to tell you this but all our records burned in the fire, still, I remember that your wife has either Alzheimer's or AIDS.
Man says "NOW what do I do?"
Dr. says "Oh that's easy."
"just put her in the car and leave her a few miles away..."
"If she makes it home, don't fuck her!"

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what is the difference......

MathewGladfelter — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 04:34:35 GMT

between an epelictic cornhusker and a prostitute with diahareah???

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of the spiritual

MathewGladfelter — Wed, 24 Dec 2003 04:40:03 GMT

some things bring me joy, others dont, i have epiphanies from time to time, and illogical actions that result in the most uncanny twists of fate...inspirations are a constant, but the method or direction is not..ill fill ya in as time goes on....id like to hear yours

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yay!

Reina — Wed, 31 Dec 2003 21:06:16 GMT

matty! check out my photo section, dude.
I finally got some of my art stuff uploaded.

Reina

ps: WHERE IS YOUR BITCH-ASS AT? It's sure as shit not here! ;)
love you.

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exhaltations.....

MathewGladfelter — Wed, 24 Dec 2003 04:33:47 GMT

oh i love you sooooooooo much........here is why........this person is sooooooooooo cool...here is why........get the point?

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funny shit

MathewGladfelter — Wed, 24 Dec 2003 04:36:59 GMT

your latest amusements and misadventures.

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how nice to see you in here

MathewGladfelter — Tue, 23 Dec 2003 02:34:37 GMT

grins all across my face from my ear all around my head to the same ear......:)

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